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kelssiel
methed-up-marxist

It drives me insane how many people dont realise how often they break the law and that if the full force of it was ever applied life would basically be unliveable. Like between traffic violations, petty workplace theft, account sharing and piracy alongside how common it is to have been in posession of some illegal drug at some point in your life. People still manage to get away with thinking "criminals" are people who commit crimes not just populations that are surveilled enough to be routinely prosecuted

oktavia-the-second

Just remembering that time when like half the Australian government were not eligible to be in government and none of them even realised

weaselle

not only that, but because crime is penalized with fines there are ways in which society wouldn’t function correctly if everyone did follow the law.

think about how crazy that is. Parts of our society are structured so that if everybody did the right thing it would break the system.

off the top of my head i remember a debate in Santa Cruz when i lived there because they wanted to remove like 8 parking spots overlooking the beach to make that spot better for the public and i think safer for cyclists, and there was pushback from the city because those parking spots were metered and they needed the revenue from those spots

and everyone was like it’s 50 cents an hour on 8 spots, how much revenue could it be, and it turned out that what the city was relying on was the money from parking tickets on unpaid meters, which turned out to be quite a lot of money each year.

just one of the many ways that our system is designed such that crime is actually a necessary feature

the-mayor-of-space
cryptotheism

The closer a language is to yours, the easier it is to understand, the further it is from you, the harder it is to understand. But there's a sort of uncanny valley right in the middle that makes a language sound silly.

I'm an English speaker. German sounds similar, I can even find cognates sometimes. Mandarin Chinese sounds completely alien, but I can understand that it is a language.

But Dutch, Dutch sounds hilarious. Dutch sounds like a clown version of English. I wonder why that is.

I've heard Spanish speakers say similar things about Portuguese, which makes me think there's some sort of linguistic Silly Zone.

theshitpostcalligrapher

me, decently fluent at the time in german, staring at the contents of a Danish magazine like I've shifted dimensions 2 inches to the left